Sunday School funnies Part 2

BIBLICAL BLOOPERS
Part 2

What follows are New Testament bloopers from Sunday school students:

~ When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus- in
the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.

~ St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.

~ Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before-
they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone."

~ It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the
tombstone off the entrance.

~ The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

~ A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

~ The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

~ One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.

~ When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna
Carta.

~ St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is
another name for marriage.

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